Warrington's Ridge Mississippi

#1 Warrington's Ridge Drive
Bentonia, MS 39040
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Some of our older posts and Stuff!

Watching My Son Vote - from Bro. Glenn Warrington
The Mississippi primarys were Tuesday 3/13/2012.. With a lot at stake I was honored to be a part of the political process and wuz my purdy lil ole wife and my son. Yelp! I had the priviledge and the honor of watching my son vote for the first time! He registered when he turned 18 and this was his first election. I was even more proud his conservative and faith based selection of the candidates, he voted for.
Thank you Lord for this honor and blessing of seeing my son grow up to be the young adult he has become.
We often complain about the choices we have in November because we didn't participate in the primaries and caucuses to help determine who will become the nominee. The primarys are now over and we have to wait until November to make the final choices of who will lead our country. There is still a chance to make a difference.
I encourage you Christians who are registered to prayerfully vote your values when election time comes around. IF YOU DON'T VOTE - SHUT UP!
God Bless You Cuz!
God Bless Our Troops for fighting for our right to vote!
God Bless America!

Mayberry Came To Bentonia

Who grew up watching the Andy Griffith show? The Mayberry Dinner Theater was held March 3rd at Bentonia Gibbs school. A wonderful group of people put on a play of sorts about the Andy Griffith Show!! They asked for nothing in return! They just came to help our Ogden Baptist Church raise money for missions. They will be sending people on a mission trip very soon to spread the good ...news about Jesus Christ!

It was a fantastic and funny show and now we know why they have a huge following! Included with the show was a fine dinner and great service provided by the fine folks at Odgen Baptist Church.

It was great to sit back relax and relive the memories of Mayberry U. S. A. And at the sametime get yore belly full and contribute to a great cause. Everybody did a great job puttin' this here thang together.It was good to see all the cuzzes there too!

Oh yeah! If you missed it, they'll probably be back next year! So keep yore ears open for Aunt Bee's gossip about it!

God Bless You!

Happy Ouch Valentines! - From Hillbilly Sam
Yelp! We didn't get the snow.. so I wuz left with some last minute (second) Valentine's shoppin'! Spent my cain pole money on an old broom I fount at the gas station.. wrapped it in a bow and brought it home to maaw! I told her Happy Valentines... cause I knowed I swept her off her feet.. now she could sweep under mine! Spspit... I'm still spittin' out broom straws! Boy I just can't figure out yall gals! Sssspppitt.. exscuse me again... happy ouch! Valentines...

TO KILL STEAL AND DESTROY

Hope you and yores are enjoyin' this here fine day! I also pray showers of blessings have been falling for you in just the right spots and at the right amount. If not enough, we'll pray for more.
We gettin' ready for another busy weekend in these here parts. We prayin' you and yore's has a most.... safe and blessed weekend.....Even if it aint nuthin' but sittin' back with a cain pole under shade tree on the crick bank.
Speakin' of cain poles and shade trees, I am reminded of a bit ole Hillbilly Sam posted on his facebook wall a while ago: (Study: Jackson One Of The Top Cities For Car Theft: Police Say It's Putting Jackson In Bad Light")This was about a story that WAPT-TV did about car thieves in Jackson, Mississippi....... apparently some study done by the National Insurance Crime Bureau named Jackson as one of the worst cities in the country for car theft. During the story the police spokesman mentioned how the drivers of the cars were partly to blame for leaving their cars unlocked, keys in the car, even leaving their cars running and unattended... (Hillbilly Sam said in response: Cuz it boils down to this: The Police can do all the hard work they want too.... you can take all the precautions you want too, but a thief is gonna be a thief! AND THAT MY FRIEND IS THE BOTTOM LINE!)

The ironic thing about all that, is that very same morning I had posted a verse on Warrington's Ridge.com that reads: The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. - John 10:10
Back to the comments made by the police spokesman... drivers are partly responsible.... Perhaps he is right that we need to be more careful....

but what about the good ole days?
I remember growing up out in the country and we used to sleep with only a screen door closed and the windows open. The screen door would be latched mainly to keep it from blowing open and letting the skeeters in. .... also note: there were a whole lot less policemen on the streets back then. But folks felt a lot safer.... This day and age.... we keep hearing, "We need more police, people need to be more careful, lock your doors, protect your kids..... our prisons are over crowded... we have a drug epidemic...... people are poor." ...and so on... All kinds of whining and belly aching, but no one ever seems to be able to solve the problem. The answer goes back to that verse.... A thief has one purpose... steal, kill, and destroy... Jesus is the one talking in the verse above and he finishes the sentence with: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly....Wow! To not only have life, but to have it more abundantly.... The thief takes, hoping to gain somethin' but seems to always have a need to steal again and again.... and actually winds up in trouble ........with a life in shambles......and even sometimes losing his on physical life in the process.... You know.... there is actually more to life than just breathin'? Yelp!!!!!
I have seen people on ventilators, they are breathing, they are alive, but they aint living. Jesus told the woman at the well: John 4:13 - Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again:
14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

It is ironic that folks worry about high crime rates, neighborhoods unsafe to live in, but it never seems to get fixed....But........ you just put a copy of the 10 commandments on the lawn of a school or on the wall of a courthouse....or a cross on a water tower.. and man what an uproar? That suddenly becomes a bigger problem... you know?
To have something posted saying: Thou shalt not steal or covet somebody else's stuff, or thou shalt not kill somebody.... folks will get to work to get that stuff out of there.... And yet the crime problem keeps on growing... and more cops will not help... more money spent will not help.... So what is so different now from days gone by?
Today folks reject God's Word, they reject righteous living, they reject the church, the family is being destroyed, and our children are growing up without guidance, direction, and most of all hope! We covet and we take what somebody else has, because we feel we deserve it, cause it aint fair for you to have something if I don't! Folks are miserable in this world and they have no joy, no peace, and they want to steal yours...When the answer is just as plain as day.... John 14:6 - Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me......
If we want things to change for the better:
Then try Jesus!
What do we have to lose?
Nothing else is working.....
And that my freind is my bottom line...
God Bless You
Brother Glenn

RAIN DROPS IS FALLIN' IN MY POOL

Originally posted -6/21/11 - From Brother Glenn:

Much needed rain has been falling in our area yesterday evening and today and folks aint complainin'! Thank you Lord! Been readin' comments from folks all day thanking the Lord for the rain. Let it Rain! Let it Rain!

I have to say we had us a great Father's Day.... The services at FBC Louise were great and we enjoyed the surprise visitors too! We missed several folks Sunday.. praying they are able to make it back soon!

We spent the rest of the day visitin' with Family... Sissy Kaye and Bubba-n-law are down from Kentucky with their youngins...Bubba Jimmy and Sissy-in-law Kris and their youngins all came over to Dad's house ( Uncle Doo-dah ) ... it was good to see everyone!

Later that evening we went over to Benton, Mississippi and visited with the inlaws... had a great time over there. Randy cooked some burgers and we sit outside on buckets and had a feast andof course, jabbed our jaws some... 'bout got this county's problems all figured out!

Then we came home... and let the frogs sing us to sleep...

I have heard it said that Frog is an acronym for Fully Relying On God....

I like that!

God has truly blessed me and my family.... Lest some forget, He has truly blessed our nation for over 200 years... We aint been perfect all that time, but God has still been there for us!

Don't let no.....body else convince you other wise!

God is the Loving Father who Sacrificed his only begotten son for our sins...That son is Jesus..... and by trusting in Him, I got it made cuz!

Phillipians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

So if the troubles of this world are getting you down... listen to the FROGs... cuz!

FULLY RELY ON GOD!

God Bless You!

Brother Glenn

TO ALL US UNLOVING CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITES

by Bro. Glenn Warrington

In this culture war we find ourselves in the midst of Christians are often accused of being less loving or somehow passing judgement because we voice our opinions.... The story of the women caught in adultery was recently thrown in my face and I assume the person attacking my character and..... in this person's own judgement said I was not a loving christian... not that she would be casting judgement on me or anything by saying this.... I guess?... right? I mean if you accuse someone of judging, then it would seem to me that you would have to be actually judging that person... about them being a judgemental person... right? Uhhh... oh well, you be the judge... or can you? Hmmmm?

Well let us look at the story: John 8:1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. 2And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. 3And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, 4They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. 5Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? 6This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. 7So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. 8And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground. 9And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. 10When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee? 11She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

The point often lost in this story is Jesus was making a point to the scribes and pharisees and reminding them that even they are not sinless. For all have sinned and come short of the Glory of God. - Romans 3:23
The beam and the mote often come to mind....... get the beam out of your own eye before you try to help the other person get the mote or speck out of their eye.... most folks stop at Matthew 7:3 - 4.... fix your own eye first! Of course, the word most bible believing christians have been judged as - hypocrite was used... but Jesus did not stop there.... he went on Matthew 7:5 - Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then............ shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye....
He said get yourself right.... Matthew 6:33But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.....

He didn't say you are judging if you try to help lead your brother out of sin and onto the paths of righteousness... In the story in John 8... the Bible clearly said the woman was caught in adultery.... the Bible plainly calls this a sin.... and the wage is death!
This lady caught in adultery was not any less of a sinner, because the other guys were convicted of their own sin... The guys who brought the lady to Jesus were, by God's law, justified in the condemnation of her for her sin.... BUT instead, they were first convicted of their own sin... Their leaving the scene does not get the woman off the hook..... neither does Jesus justify her sin.... in this story Jesus is not promoting prostitution.... He did not say what the lady was doing was o.k......... Jesus did not say go and love her and hug her and embrace her sin..... in fact, did Jesus hug her and tell her, "It's o.k.! In fact, Jesus did not touch her! He did not say, " Just go be who you are and mind your business and they'll mind theirs from now own!" Did Jesus tell her to go have a prostitution pride parade? Did he go order the scribes and Pharisees to go change the law so others would have to tolerate prostitution? No! He did not!
Jesus said this: 8:11........ Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
Pretty much, he told her to change her life style and get inline with God's will for her life! What is God's will? Jesus went on in the next verse:
John 8:12Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.....
This lady was saved, and I assume had life changing everlasting experience because she met Jesus.... Just think!!! If those guys had not brought the lady to Jesus....had they not brought her sin to light.... Would she have gotten saved? Some of those very judgement casters (stone throwers) may very well have been saved themselves out of all of this....

The next question: What happened to the woman's partner in sin? We assume it was a man, he was not brought to Jesus..... his sin not brought to the light...... he was not condemned before the savior... and thus did not get saved as the woman did!
John 3:19And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
We are called to bring sinners to the light... the saving knowledge of Jesus Christ..... yes we need to get ourselves right before we try to help others...... then....shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye...but then we are to bring others to that light....
John 3:16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Matthew 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand....
Repent from what?
SIN! What is sin? If you do not know, how do you repent?
I leave you with this.... we may not always be the best deliverer of the message... or the most qualified, but that does not change the message......

A local priest & pastor were fishing on side of the road, when an idea came to them. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" & showed it to each passing car. One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign & shouted at them: "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, & the priest said to the pastor... "Do you think we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

"The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

God Bless Yall Cuz!
Brother Glenn

BROTHER GLENN'S TAKE ON THE CROSSES

I see the story about the crosses at Bentonia and all the ruckus it has stirred up! I remember the first time I saw those things. It actually scared the Hades out of me. I was driving down the highway mainly watching out for the state trooper wanna bes from the town of Bentonia and suddenly I saw the light. Then I noticed it was a cross. It was bright! Wow! But it was up in the air and I could not place, for the world in me, where that thang could be hangin from? Eventually I realized it was on the water tower, but it had me going for a while. In fact, you could see it from Hwy 463 in Madison County on the hill as you come down to Hwy 22. It was nice!
But then comes the controversy that comes all too often theses days... separation of church and state is the cry. I have seen a lot of folks comments on the issue and some have been very unchristian in defense of this very christian emblem. However, with all this controversial ruckus going on I have to say... it does not bother me one way or the other what is done with the crosses at Bentonia. I was a saved born again believer in the Lord Christ Jesus before the crosses and I am a believer in the Word of God! I will be a saved believer in Christ Jesus with or without those crosses. I live my life to the best of my ability according to the Words in the Holy Bible. I am human and I know I often fall short of Gods Glory, but my commitment and dedication to he Lord is unwavering.
My questions to all these folks so bent out of shape about the crosses in Bentonia:
Where do you stand with the Lord right now today? If you call yourself a Christian, you should be willing to follow Gods Commandments.
When is the last time you made it to church?
How faithful are you in your service to the Lord?
How involved are you in you local church?
Are you even an active member in a church?
(Active means you actually go to the church on a regular basis... by the way! Not just have your name on a church roll some where. )
Are you living your life contrary to the way Gods Word would have you to live?
Heck! Do you even know what Gods word says about it all?
Most of all: Do you know what that the cross represents? It is more than a good luck charm. It is more than a feel good emblem. It represents a cruel and unusual punishment for someone, for a crime they did not commit! Jesus, Gods only begotten son lived a perfect life, then died on a cross, because of my and your sins.
Romans 6: 23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Jesus took our place on the cross, not because we are good ole boys and gals, but because our God so Loved the World he gave himself as a sacrifice so we could be reconciled to him.

1 John 4: 8He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. 9In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him. 10Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.

Jesus died on that cross, but he arose on the third day and is alive and ready to make a change in your life today.

Matthew 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Are you willing to let him take the lead in your life? Are you willing to serve him? If you are not willing to let God make a change in your life today... 1,000 crosses on a water tower will not make a difference.
1 John 4:4Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world. 5They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them. 6We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.

I hope the crosses will soon shine again! But more so, I do hope the Holy Spirit will shine in the lives of all those who read this!

Oh yeah! And for the person who is fighting against the crosses: GOD LOVES YOU TOO!
Jesus died for this person too!

God Bless You Cuzzes!

THE GOVERNOR AND MISS MARSHA IS PACKIN THEY BAGS!

- by Hillbilly Sam
Welp, word is theres some pick-up trucks backed up to the Governors mansion down there at Jackson, Mississippi. Yelp cuz, Governor Haley and Miss Marsha is packin their thangs up and gettin ready to head back to the big Yazoo! Governor Barbour is bout fixin to finish his second term as governor of this here fine state of ours and is gettin outa the way for cuzzin Phil! Not be be confused with Dr. Phil.... who is not to be confused with Dr. Deal the local cuz whats a car salesman!

Anyhow them pickups is loaded to the top with their personal belongins and stuff. Im sure they cant wait to get back to the lake house where they can sit back with their muddy toes propped up on the banister over lookin Wolf Lake with an RC cola in one hand and a Moon Pie in the other and watch the alligator gars go strollin by!

Think Ill stop in at Angels Country store and get me a moon pie my ownself and pop a top (of RC cola) to the Governor and Miss Marsha for a job well done! May God Bless Em!
By the way, on another historical note: The Mississippi Governors mansion was built in 1842 and is the second-oldest continuously occupied governor's home in the United States.

This heres been Hillbilly Sam Reportin
God Bless Yuh Cuz!

From Brother Glenn: I hear a lot of folks talkin' about.....

healthy food and unhealthy food and stuff.......

Did you know a study has been done..... and the results were:

10 out of every 10 people die......

The Bible has confirmed this: Hebrews 9:27 - And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

We all gonna check outa here some time or another.... so enjoy'z yore self while you here.... Don't be slap unhealthy... but the most important thing is be ready when the you get the call to come home!

Hebrews 4:16 - Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.

Like my deacon Bro. Joe always says..... "Have your fire insurance in order "

John 14:6 - Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

God Bless Yuh cuz!
Brother Glenn

Hillbilly Report from H. B. Sam -

LOCAL RESPONDERS CALLED TO A WRECK OR WUZ THEY?
Late Tuesday evenin one of our local Far departments got them a call to the report of a car in the ditch with a man hanging out the window. That aint a lot unusual in these here parts, but the thang wuz he wuddin kin to nobody round here and he wasnt even a Yankee. Dispatchers were not sure if there had been an actual motor vehicle collision or not. According to a source on the scene the local ambulance dispatch center was under the impression the man was possibly deceased (DOA / DEAD) - you know TOAST/ Kicked the bucket ect...).

As responders arrived on scene they found the fella lying outside his car and acting like he done found Uncle Edwards special secret backwoods whiskey still. Other words he was given proof he was possibly full of 90 proof! The boy was actin intoxicated. He did not appear to be seriously injured. His actions, speech, and breath gave good indication he was intoxicated (drunk/ to toasted to toot!). However a possible medical problem could not be ruled out.
It didnt take long before the mans actions and speech began to make the case against him. He kept putting his hands on the our fire gals and stuff and tryin to caress everbody he could get his hands on. Seemed like some of the lonely gals didnt mind so much, but some of the fellas took offense when he started tellin them how much he loved them and how sexy they looked. I spect he mighta got a tad bit nervous when the local deputies showed up. He got a little filthy mouthed, but folks got him shut up quick. Finally they all got the fella packaged up and in the ambulance.

The mystery of what actually happened had some missin pieces to the puzzle. There was no alcohol containers or snort jugs in the vehicle he was drivin! The car wasnt damaged just stuck. It appeared he just got stuck. He was from over 70 sumthin' miles away from here. But why and how did the fella get so drunk between here and Louisiana with no liquor on him, just in him! Hmmmm?
Then all of a sudden a lady in nothin but a house coat appeared next to one of the responders asking about the car.

You could take an uneducated guess and probably be riot as to her being intoxicated her ownself. Then it was indicated by her that this was their best friends car! Yelp, it was her and some other fellas best friend. The other fella now appeared on an ATV with nothin but a short pair of shorts on and what appeared to be an automatic weapon on the seat next to him. Yelp this second fella appeared to have the same symptoms of this real helpful lady and the original fella what possibly had the wreck what he possibly didn't actually have. The lady went on explaining how they had just met this guy several hours earlier and how they had been havin' a good socializin' and stuff. Then he just all of a sudden left and didnt even tell no body good bye. She made sure she helped her new best friend all she could by telling the story to every law man she could.

In the process, the law emptied the ATV fellas gun. He got the lady to get back on the ATV and quit helping their new best friend so much. They drove off into the darkness some where and the far fighters went back to the station. The ambulance I think, took the original fella to a hospital some where. And the law Im sure finally figured out what to do in this unique situation. As the man never made it out onto a public road and no wreck actually ever happened.
Just another day in good ole Mississippi!
This here has been Hillbilly Sam Reportin!
PS this all came from anonymous sources....
God Bless Yall Cuz!

NOVEMBER 8TH, 2011 WAS ELECTION DAY CUZ!

Welp another election day is over! Some folks is mad cause their person or issue didn't win! But you have won! We all won because the majority has spoken! That is called democracy! We don't all agree but we are all Americans! Land of the Free and home of the brave! God Bless You for voting! If you didn't vote, then enjoy who and what we voted for! If you did vote, thank a soldier, sailor, airman, marine, and anybody else who serves our nation!
1 Timothy 2:1 I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men; 2 For kings, and for all that are in authority; [2] that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty. 3 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour; 4 Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.

God Bless America!

God Bless Our Troops!

God Bless You Cuz!

10/27/11 - From H. B. Sam - THE HILLBILLY REPORT:
I bet yuh didn't know this cuz!
32 Folks Wuz Arrested For Bettin' on Football Games
Yelp that all happened down there in Forrest County, Mississippi... Deputies said the suspects were placing bets on college and professional football games. See what the problem is, they was sposed to go to the casino to gamble. That's only place you allowed to gamble... any other time it's a sin accordin' to state law. The Sheriff Ole Billy McGee down there is said to have told somebody the folks was arrested at a home in Hattiesburg on Sunday about 10 a.m.
Now see! Just goes to show if they'd been in Sunday School and put a little money in the collection plate at church... they'd still be out of less money than their bail, and lawyer fees.
Word is the law got started watchin' the house after receiving reports from the community about activity at the residence..... I heard a lot of donut money was lost and the coffee fund was runnin' a little low at the S. O. But it all came to a head when the Packers remained undefeated without Brett Farve and now the Saints kilt the Colts.
It has been reported more than $5,000 was seized from the house...... that should restock the donut pile!
This been H. B. Sam reportin' cuz!
God Bless Yall!

From Cousin Diane: BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy, on October 01, 2012, Obama will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!
So you better stay alert!

From Hillbilly Sam:
Here is how we fix the economy cuz!

Course I stole the Idea from sum body else! But aint that what the guberment duz to us all the time? So I figured I'd run fer president in 2012... So be shore to sign up with ACORN so's you can vote as many times as you want! I thought I'd just wait like Obamar done and will just tell you after yall elect me... but what the heck here goes cuz: Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, we'd use us this here plan:
"Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that cuz!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Also when yall get tuh callin' me Mr. President and all we'll make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!
GOD BLESS YUH CUZ!

H. B. Sam for Prez cuz!

From Hillbilly Sam: ACCIDENT CLAIMS LOCAL, BUT THE FUNERAL WENT WELL

We had a sad day recently as one our members passed away... It was tragic accident as him and the boys wuz out checkin' for some places to put the deer stands and stuff. The pick-up Jimmy Jim was ridin' in the back of swerved off into the crick when Billy Bob tried to hit a deer that ran out in front of him. They said it was a monster 10 - point and boy would that thang been a trophy buck. Anyhow, the boys in the front got out o.k. but Jimmy Jim could not get the tailgate to open. The boys dived down several times to help but couldn't get the thang opened up. They did hand grab a monster catfish on one their trips to help Jimmy Jim. Most importantly no huntin' dawgs were hurt in this incident. The coroner reported that Jimmy Jim did not die from drowning... That was a big relief for his mom, cause that was always her worst fear. Cause she knew Jimmy Jim couldn't swim. He actually must have got excited in all the commotion and got choked on a wad of his generic dollar store tobaccer!

Of course they all said had it been Jimmy Jims' truck all they woulda had to done is drive it out. Upon Jimmy Jim's request he was buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!"

The services was beutiful with, OK Chorale ( that wuz the church choir) singin'

Let us Gather at the River, Down by the River Side, and Step into the Water. They sung so purdy and they show looked professional and all in them brand new choir robes donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue....

Billy Bob's also catered the funeral feast afterward... It wuz all good!

This been,

Hillbilly Sam Reportin' Cuz!

8/1/11 - Good Mawnin' Cuz!

Hope yore weekend been a gud'un fer you and yores... We had a great weekend... Wuz busy but as always in these here parts, when you around gud folks it can't be bad at all! Of course did a good bit of eatin' as always!......Heck, what you expect? We in Mississippi and we tryin' to do our part to stay at the top oh duh list as being the most obese state in the union.... Shoot, I had to look the word up and found this real edu-ma-cated answer:Obese - Well above one's normal weight. So I aint shore how they came up with that, but I am willing to bet, some congress person's brother or family member wuz one dem weight guessers at the state fair and they decided they'd invent the term (obese) so he could get a high payin' job decidin' what folks normal weight outa be.... Well as I always say cuz, I'd rather die fat and happy than skinny and squirmy..... On anuther note: We had some great services at FBC Louise, Mississippi and we also got to witness three folks getting baptized at Straight Bayou, then we had a great time of fellowship with the good folks over there! And of course some more good eatin' there too! Aint God Good! Well cuz....all I can say is I am to Blessed to be stressed and to crazy to be lazy! You have yoreself a great week cuz!

God Bless You Cuz!

Brother Glenn

7/31/11 - Students Learn Life Saving CPR!
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We had a great CPR class yesterday... 7/30/2011...
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These students were participating in the Healthcare Provider BLS CPR class...The class was in accordance with the new AHA 2010 standards for CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation)...

In this classroom-based course, the students learned to recognize several life-threatening emergencies, provide CPR to victims of all ages, use an AED, and relieve choking in a safe, timely and effective manner..... cpr

There will be more classes schedules soon.... If you are in need of CPR certification or if you just want to know how to save the life of a loved one who may be in a life threatening emergency.....

contact: Glenn Warrington to register today....

Class space is limited so don't wait contact us today... by e-mail:
Warringtonsridge@yahoo.com or message

Glenn Warrington on facebook...

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7/21/11 - From Hillbilly Sam: CHURCH GOIN'

Well gud day to yuh cuz! shore hopin' all is well in yore neck of the woods.... and if it aint....Please don't bring it over here to mine, but if you need help, we'll be glad to help! I'll just send maaw and the youngins right over.... Any how I wuz just readin' sum scripture in the part of the Bible about coffee..... He-brews! Well anyhow this part here Hebrews 10:24And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: 25Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching. We gots lots of folks who always seem to got sumthin' else to do when church time comes around... of course they expect the church to come runnin' when they'z got a problem.... but I know it gets kinda hard to get up on Sunday mornin' after workin' so hard all week and you don't feel good and all..... anyhow all this got me to thinkin' 'bout a story....One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, and

(2), I don't like them."

His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church. (1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"

God Bless Yuh Cuz!

H. B. Sam

6/28/11 - From Hillbilly Sam: NEW NEIGHBORS

There wuz a young couple who moved in across the road from our house.... they got cousin Bill's ole house..

You know at the forks by the crepe myrtles what Grandmaw Betty Jo planted... Anyhow the next mornin' they wuz sittin' down eatin' breakfast and low and behold they saw Maw out hangin' up the wash..

That young woman got to yawin at her husband, "That laundry is not very clean", she said, "That hillbilly lady must not know how to wash correctly.... you know how these hills folks are!"

"Maybe she needs some better laundry soap, or maybe she don't use no soap at all?" Her husband just looked on eatin' his ham and grits, but remained silent.

Every time maw would hang her wash to dry,The young woman would make the same comments over and over, on and on...

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see that Maw's wash was finally, for a change, all nice and clean and all...

The young lady said to her husband: "Look, that ole hillbilly lady has finally learned how to wash correctly.

I wonder who taught her this?"

The husband said, "I got up early this morning and Cleaned our windows...that ole hillbilly lady donated us some cleanin' supplies since it seemed we wuz out...."

And so it is with life. What we see when watching others Depends on the purity of the window through which we look.This is a good one!!!

Matthew 7:3 - And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

God Bless Yuh Cuz!

Now ladies lets get tuh cleanin' them winders!

H. B. Sam

6/22/11 - From Brother Glenn:

HAD FUN TODAY AT CAMP MAGNIFICENT ME!!

I had a great time down at the Library Annex Building in Yazoo City this morning. I conducted a mini-seminar on CPR for the young ladies participating in the Camp Magnificent Me.....

The camp is sponsored by the Junior Auxiliary... These are some very smart young ladies and the JA members were real nice and helpful also.The class this morning consisted of:

Rescuer Safety / Calling 911 / CPR / AED Use / Choking Situations

I pray they all have a great rest of the week!

Looking forward to next time!

Oh yeah!

If you need a CPR Class just send me and e-mail to:

warringtonsridge@yahoo.com

Have a good night and God Bless You Cuz!

Brother Glenn

6-6-11 - Good afternoon Cuz!
Hope your done got yoreself a good start to a great week!
If not, we prayin' thangs get better for you and yores.

We had a great weekend and it was all topped off last night at the Humphreys Baptist Association meeting at Isola, Mississippi.

Churches from around the County came together for a great time of fellowship and praising the Lord through song. Of course, ever time Baptists get together, we gotta eat! And of course, as is with all our Humphreys churches, the folks at FBC Isola done good! If you left hongree, it wuz yore own fault! - AMEN

Our next meetin' together will be July 23rd at Leroy Percy State Park. We'll have picnic and some singin'! (BYOB) Bring yore on basket....and chairs...

Look forward to seeing you there!

In case you aint been out lately or yore air-conditioner aint been makin' no strang noises, it's been plum hot lately. It was so hot yesterday we saw flees jumpin' off dawgs and burstin' into flames.......the temperature yesterday got up to 101* up around Louise, Mississippi....don't worry! It's gonna be cooler today, only 99* today and 98* tomar... brrr a cool snap must be coming through....

In any case, yall be careful out there and keep plenty of liquid in you.
If it aint got to be done, don't doit!
I guess it's a good enough reason to be like on H. B. Sam.... his wife asked him Saturday what he was gonna do that day and he said, " Nothin'!" She said," That's what you done yesterday?" H.B. Sam then answered, " Well I didn't get finished...!"

I think he's tryin' to catch-up some more today!

Take and god Bless You Cuz!
Brother Glenn

6/5/11 - From Brother Glenn - Good mornin' cuz!

Hope you had a great night's sleep!

We gettin' ready for Sunday services here at FBC Louise. They start at 10:30 AM hope to see you here. * We will not have evening services tonight 6/5/11.... the Humphreys Associational Singin' is tonight at Isola @ 6:00 PM....

The weather folks is sayin' it's gonna be Hazy and Hot Today, so why not come sit in a cool sanctuary and comfortably worship the Lord.

It's funny, I been getting the e-mail lately about the masked men who come in the church with guns and threaten the folks. They say, who wants to take a bullet for Jesus? Then the folks clear out all but a few and the preacher. Then they say the hypocrites are all gone you can have church!

I laugh at that one, because a lot of folks pass that one along who have not even graced the door of a church in months...but they like to talk about the hypocrites in the church. I hate to tell you cuz! If you call yourself a Christian and you doing other things, than taking time to worship the Lord your God......You a hypocrite!
If you don't like the Church, then why do you claim you love God! If you do not love God's people, then you do not love God! 1 John 4:20 - If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?

Anyhow, got this story this morning:
B.J. Thomas to sing his hits for firefighters' benefit in Tenn.
Concert at Memorial Auditorium will benefit the Chattanooga Firefighters Association
It is a good article from Fire Rescue1...
http://www.firerescue1.com/fire-news/1057066-b-j-thomas-to-sing-his-hits-for-firefighters-benefit-in-tenn/

Well I gotta go get ready for church with the rest of the hypocrites, hope to see you there!

Ps. We got plenty of room for a few more!
God Bless You Cuz,
Brother Glenn

6/4/11 - From Brother Glenn:

Well I have to say, it's been a good weekend so far!

Not to much going on! It's to hot for the skeeters to fly and the ticks wuz jumpin' off the dawgs as they walked by the crick! We been hawgin' up the shade tree sippin' on that good ole Maws lemonade! Got the water in the pool and jumped in it for a while this evening. The water is hot in it already, so we hooked up the boat motor to one side of it and made us a hot tub out of it!
Some of the local far departments been havin' some wild fires. It is somethin' that one side of the country is soakin' wet with flood water and the other half is in a drought! Yall please don't be burninn' stuff! Less it's some meat on a grill!
I fired up the ole stove and cooked some breakfast for supper tonight. Mmmm mmm! It shore wuz good! That's some good bacon.... well it wuz some good bacon.
Speakin' of the flood waters, we went down to the City of Satartia, Mississippi and they done knocked down the dirt pile on the levee and got the road across the bridge opend up.

We didn't ride across today.

We stopped in the Satartia Grocery and got Maaw and Sissy a Soda pop and moon pie then we done some ridin'!

Gettin' ready for the bed so we can get up and get ready for Church at FBC Louise, Mississippi in the morning. Services start at 10:30 AM. If you up early enough we got Sunday school at 9:30 AM.

The Humphreys Associational Singin' will be tomar night up at Isola at 6:00 PM..

For all the cuzzes traveling and who will be traveln' the next several days, we prayin' you have a safe and good time!

Well i guess I better call it a night!

So sleep tight and God Bless You Cuz!
Brother Glenn

From Cousin Diane Hobson: LIFE EXPLAINED

This says it all!

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the o the r ten?"

So God agreed......

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make the m laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed......

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the o the r forty?"

And God agreed again......

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service and because I like You.

1/2/11 - 15:57 -

A DAY FULL OF FIRSTS!
Well as the sun set on the first day of the year can't help but to note how much of an interesting day it was!

We celebrated the New Year the night before and 2010 shore went out like a storm! Actually it went out with several storms, tornadoes included. Of course, why not? The folks around these here parts have experienced their fair share this year. We'll be more than glad to trade a few tornadoes for a few inches of snow!

Folks 'round these here parts aint seen this much destruction since the Yankees burned Mechanicsburg and took all the poor folks food during the war of northern aggression (yall Yankees call it the civil war). Of course, that's anuther jabberin' for anuther time!

The first day of the year was a day of firsts! For instance it was the first time the New Orlean's Saints started a new year as Defending Super Bowl Champs! Who Dat's!

Mississippi State won their first game of 2011!

We paid our first visit to the Mechanicsburg Sanitation Distribution Station (dumpsters) of 2011.

Saw cuzzin' Jimmy Wayne and his wife Susan for the first time in 2011!

Also saw them for the second time down there at Sartartia, Mississippi!

Which was during our first visit to Satartia for 2011 too!

That wuz where I saw anuther first for 2011 and probably for my whole life. While we was at the Satartia store, I sat out in the truck whilest my boy went in to buy maw her first co-cola for 2011! Anyhow, there was this dawg I guess gettin' a fresh start on washin' folks tires (markin' his territory). He got a couple tires marked in the parking lot, but then here come an 18 - wheeler tanker truck down Main St. Satartia, Mississippi. I guess that dog figured he just had to mark them tires on that there truck and off he went. That was the wildest thang I ever saw! That dog runnin' beside that truck tryin' to mark them tires. He would some how grab a hold, flip over a time or two, then do his business. Then on to the next one. He got down one side, and I woulda guessed that truck done got a tad to fast for him to catch - up and get the other side. But you know what? He did! I guess you can do any thang you put yore mind to enough!

I guess you can say that dog done made his mark in the world!

We got home just in time as maw and baby girl was pullin' their first batch of cookies for 2011 outa the oven. Mmmm! Mmmm! they wuz good!

Later on, me and my boy was out throwin' the baseball until one got by me and rolled out into Main St. Mechanicsburg. I ran after it, but was stopped by yet anuther 18 - wheel tanker truck. I wasn't as brave as that Satartia tire markin' dog, so I just let it go. Well some how that ball took a bounce under that truck and got stuck on there some how and we watched that tanker truck drive off with our baseball off into the sunset. I guess you could say we was playin' semi-pro ball! We called it a game and a day and couldn't wait for what tomar would bring!

Hope you had as great a day as we did!
If not, I pray thangs get better for you and yores!
God Bless You and Happy New Year,
From Brother Glenn and Warrington's Ridge Gang!

December 26th, 2010 - 09:28 - Sittin' in Front of Fire Watchin The Snow

Sittin' here in front of the fire drinkin' a nice hot cup of coffee watchin' the snow fall this mornin'!

The weather folks finally extended it out some in their forecast. I don't care who they are, it is still all in the Good Lord's hands and in his perfect timing!

It is nice to see the dustin' of the cars and buildings as yet another Christmas leaves us behind and the New Year approaches. A little reminder that if you want to see real beauty all you have to do, is look into the heart of God! He is in control of it all! Regardless how down and out you may feel, how defeated you may feel, God is in control and he has a time for all things!

Ecclesiastes 3:1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

We just have get on God's time schedule and things will run much smoother for us! Don't try to bend God to meet your schedule. God loves you and he wants his special time with you too!

Have a great day and God Bless You Cuz!
We love yuh and God loves you!
Brother Glenn

DECEMBER 25TH, 2010 - From Brother Glenn and the Warrington's Ridge Family: Luke 2: 1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. 2(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) 3And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. 4And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) 5To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child. 6And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. 7And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
8And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. 9And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. 10And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. 11For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. 12And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. 13And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, 14Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. 15And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us. 16And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger. 17And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child. 18And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds. 19But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart. 20And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.
God Bless You Cuz!
Merry Christmas from Brother Glenn and the Warrington's Ridge Family

AS I PONDER UPON WHAT TO SHARE WITH YOU THIS DAY

I can't help but to reflect upon a serious note. We had a tragedy last night (11/13/10) in the Bentonia, Mississippi area. A car accident has claimed the life of a local resident and at this time I am not sure of her husband's condition. I do not have the details, but I do know emergency personnel from Bentonia FD and Yazoo City FD responded to the call. The hard part of all this, is that the victims were friends of some of the fire/rescue folks. As a fire fighter myself, I know how tuff this job can be at times. I know our local fire / rescue and all our local emergency responders in the area do a great job. But it is always hard when a loved one is involved. We have a lot of volunteer fire / rescue folks, who don't get one cent for what they do and yet when the call comes in, they respond anytime, day or night. They don't ask what race they are or what political party they are affiliated with. Our Emergency Responders just want to know where they at and what their problem is so they can go and help them. They get out of a warm bed on a cold night, to help their community in need.

During the tornado in April, it was Yazoo's finest who did the rescue not the outside folks. We had done our job and was ready to do more until all the big wheels from MEMA and FEMA showed up.

I don't care what you saw on the storm chasers video, our folks did the rescue and helped with a lot of the recovery. Of course there were many other of our great Yazoo folks who were there to help their neighbors in need! That's what we do, cause we are from Yazoo! I was so glad to know we had our county fire departments responding to help on April 24th, 2010, because I knew they could be depended on to git' er dun!

I can relate to this, because my whole family is involved with Fire / Rescue. My lil ole wife is a Certified VFF, my son has been going to emergency calls since before he was born (literally). And of course our darlin' daughter is every where we are. My dad, cousins, aunts, uncles, and friends are part of this honored profession. God has given me the privilege of having a career in this business, but I also volunteer my time with our local VFD - Tri-community VFD. The Lord has shown me, that this is a ministry in it's own right!

So I ask you, as you go to church today, to life these fine folks up in your prayers and tell them how much you appreciate these fine gals and guys for the job they do!

John 15:13 -Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

God Bless You Cuz!
See you in Church!

Bro. Glenn!

Had a great time tonight (11/12/10) at the Blue Rooster tonight!

We drove through Main Street, Mechanicsburg, Mississippi right after the evening
rush hour traffic. Whew! Thought those those two cotton pickers, and log truck would never get on down the road.

We loaded up Granny (Aunt Judy) and Pa Paw (Uncle Larry) in the back of our brand new 1971 pick-up and put the youngins on the tailgate and headed down the road. We left it down cause the latch been stickin' and my lil ole wife wuz drivin'! We didn't want nobody
to get trapped just case she ran off possum creek bridge or somethin'!

Anyhow, we made it safe and sound and got down to the restraunt just in time for the viddle feast. We ate some great ribeye steaks, and pa paw Larry had fried catfish. It was good seein' Ms Meridith, Ms Meagan, and the other gal workin' down there. Of course the Martin's, Hancocks, Sadlers, Hilderbrands, Heathcocks, Pettises, Catlitts, and Potters all passed through at some point and time. And if I left somebody else out, I garauntee they wuz kin to somebody there in some form or fashion. We got through chowin' down and stopped off at Coaches mini mall to get some bacon and grits for breakfast tomar and then headed out of the big city tryin' to miss the evenin' rush hour (when all the log trucks start racin' back from the paper mill).

Stopped by to play some pool with cousin Jay, and Melvin out by the camp fire, but they claimed they lost the pool table some where. So if yall see a missin' pool table layin' around some where let 'em know. Course I think they lost the cue ball tryin' to
knock a squirrel outa the tree or somethin'!

Anyhow it was good seein' all the kin folks and the good conversation and stuffin' ourselves with the good food. The Good Lord Above blessed us all with a safe trip and a good time. Now it's time to make the youngin's come in the house so we can call an end to
this here week and get an early start to the weekend.

God Bless You Cuz!
Good Night!
Bro. Glenn!

Ps. Just in case, watch out for a flyin' squirrel being chased by a cue ball.

From Cousin Sue:

I was kinda blue this morning but you know what you just made me laugh so hard

Thanks

Sue

From Bro. Glenn: WEEKEND COMES TO AN END

Well another weekend comes to and end! It has been another good one around these here parts. Well it has been for me and mine any how. We still have some pending issues to deal with, but we still doin' better than most folks I guess. That is only because of the loving blessings the Good Lord continues to shine down upon me and my family. Heck! When ever I look at my family, I am lookin' at a most priceless blessing. God is good and nothing can take away his love, from his children. 38For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, 39Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

- Romans 8:38-39.

I thank him several times a day and even when I wake up during the night, I say a prayer thanking God for my family. He has made our family what we are today. We aint got a lot by the world's standards but we got each other, and all the gold in Fort Knox couldn't replace that! Well that is if there is any gold in Fort Knox? The politicians may done stole it all by now. But that's neither there and it shore aint here.

Most of all, we got Christ Jesus as the Lord and savior of our lives. I would rather be the poorest man in heaven, than the richest man in hell!

Well take care and God Bless You Cuz!

Brother Glenn

From Aunt Dee Dee out in Texas:

Some Southern Info-mation Fer Yuh!
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity, Humidity, Humidity
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach, The rivuh, The crick
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey, Darlin', Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes, Driving Miss Daisy, Steel Magnolias, Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Baptist, Methodist, Football
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Chawl'stn, S'vanah, Foat Wuth, N'awlins, Addlanna
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform, Men in tuxedos, Rhett Butler
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall, The Spa, The Beauty Salon
Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails, Having bad manners, Cooking bad food
More Suthen-ism's:
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back drekly (directly)."
Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.
If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!
Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece."

They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20
Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we talk to everybody!
Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.
Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway.
You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way.
To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!
And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff...bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I'm not from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
Now Shugah, feel free to pass this ah-lauwng to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been!

If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could

Be sure to come visit us regularly at Warrington's Ridge as we are always updatin' stuff. Well I gotta go catch somethin' for lunch so I'll holler at you later!

God Bless You Cuz!

Brother Glenn

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As you slide down the banister of life, may  The splinters never point the wrong way...

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Pray for the Persecuted - “remember those in bonds” Please continue to pray for persecuted Christian communities worldwide. Encourage your churches and prayer groups to intercede for persecuted believers around the world.

Americans For Fair Taxation:
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Philippians 4:7 - And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.

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3 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
- Romans 10:9-13

Americans For Fair Taxation:
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Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God. And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus. - Philippians 4:6-7

ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION

It's not our circumstances that steal our joy;

it's our attitude during our circumstances.

INDEPENDENCE DAY QUIZ

Honorcide

For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? - Matthew 16:26

Doesn't

"expecting the unexpected"

make the unexpected expected?

Daily Thought? I think?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

IF YOU NEED A CPR CLASS

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Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another.
- 1 John 4:11

U.S. NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK

From Joann Smith:

A thought I think?

Is it bad if a vacuum really sucks? 

Bollinger Family Theatre

Bruce, Mississippi

STEAMBOAT ARABIA MUSEUM

INDEPENDENCE DAY QUIZ